Brian Baumgartner credited as playing...
Kevin Malone
- Oscar Martinez: [Erin goes under her desk and pulls out a sock puppet she then holds over her desk] Erin, what are you doing?
- Erin Hannon: I've been turned into a puppet!
- Oscar Martinez: Okay.
- [walks away]
- Kevin Malone: [laughs excitedly and runs over to the puppet] Look at the puppet! Hi, puppet! Who are you?
- Erin Hannon: I went to go drop off the FedEx forms and an evil witch named... Angela turned me into a puppet!
- [Angela frowns in annoyance at her]
- Kevin Malone: [laughs] Low blow, puppet!
- Erin Hannon: And there's only one thing that can turn me back into a real girl!
- Kevin Malone: [to the audience] It's good. It's just that I wish the puppets would talk more about the alphabet. Not for me... but, if any kids are watching... A, B, and so forth. You know... M-N-L-O, P... F...