Christopher Meloni credited as playing...
Detective Elliot Stabler
- Craig: All I did was brush against her, she starts screaming I groped.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: That's old news, Craig. Where were you yesterday?
- Craig: Having a camera shoved up my ass. Colonoscopy. Wanna see the pictures?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: A letter from your doctor will do.
- Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: I tried to instill discipline in June. Do well in school, practice your piano. And Roger would come right along behind me and spoil her with candy and sleepovers. That's why I divorced him.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah, well, it's a tough world out there, you can't screw around.
- Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: Clearly you have children.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I've got five.
- Elaine Frye Cavanaugh: Then you know perfection isn't easily attained.