Aisha Tyler credited as playing...
Lana Kane
- Sterling Archer: Lana, I'm in love with you.
- Lana Kane: You are also shitfaced.
- Sterling Archer: I can be both.
- Lana Kane: God, I should definitely get checked. I am so bad about doing the self-exam.
- Pam Poovey: Hey, about we check each other?
- Lana Kane: So, what's next? Do you, um...
- Pam Poovey: [pokes Lana's breast] Boop!
- Sterling Archer: And there's so much I still wanna do!
- Malory Archer: Oh, now you're gonna be fine.
- Sterling Archer: Like I've never been to Rome.
- Malory Archer: What? Yes you have.
- Sterling Archer: For work, mother!
- Malory Archer: Sterling Malory Archer, this surgery is going to work and you, look at me, you are going to beat cancer.
- Sterling Archer: But what if I don't?
- Lana Kane: So, how's this going?
- Malory Archer: Not great.
- Sterling Archer: Lana, what if I don't?
- Lana Kane: Um.
- Malory Archer: Can you take him home?
- Lana Kane: Can you not?
- Malory Archer: No. If I don't get something to eat I'm going to literally die.