Brad Jones credited as playing...
Cinema Snob
- Cinema Snob: Ahh! Look! There's a drill in my head! Aren't you TOTALLY convinced that there's a drill in my head?
- [first lines]
- Cinema Snob: Ah, Las Vegas, Nevada. The best getaway city in these United States. A place so carefree and lawless that the law itself is outlawed. It's a place so magical and mystical that it more or less had to give birth to the term "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." Of course, as we've come to find out, not everything stays in Vegas. Massive gambling debt, AIDS, chlamydia, and worst of all, "Las Vegas Bloodbath". The scuzziest part of Vegas that Martin Scorsese's "Casino" forgot to talk about. Yes, as it turns out, not even the Rat Pack could save Las Vegas from the terror known as "shot on shitteo".
- Cinema Snob: [referring to the killer] He kills the pregnant chick first and even cuts the fetus out of her. I have a list of jokes here to go along with that fetus removal scene... but they are incredibly tasteless and offensive, so here's a clip from "Cheap".
- [a clip is shown]
- [a man is undressing in front of a woman]
- Cinema Snob: Can we please go back to Nic Cage on the phone? Please?