Judy Greer credited as playing...
Cheryl Tunt
- Pam Poovey: Whatcha doin', Krieger?
- Dr. Krieger: Well, I feel bad for Archer, so I'm making him some Portuguese flashcards.
- Cyril Figgis: Portuguese? But isn't... I thought Krieger was a German name.
- Dr. Krieger: Über-German. It means "warrior".
- Cheryl Tunt: How come you know Portuguese?
- Dr. Krieger: [evasively] Because I grew up in Braz - istol... County... Rhode Island. Lotta... Portuguese in Rhode Island.
- Cyril Figgis: [skeptically] Where you're from.
- Dr. Krieger: Born and raised!
- Cyril Figgis: Uh-huh. What's the state capital?
- Dr. Krieger: Of...
- Cyril Figgis: Rhode Island.
- [Krieger thinks for a moment]
- Dr. Krieger: Dallas?
- Cyril Figgis: A-ha!
- Pam Poovey: A-ha what?
- Cheryl Tunt: It's Austin! Duh!
- Cyril Figgis: It's Providence! But I bet he knows the capital of Brazil, don't you?
- Dr. Krieger: I don't have to answer that! Who do you...
- Cyril Figgis: [interrupting] Warum hast du Umzug nach Brasilien?
- ["Why did you move to Brazil?"]
- Dr. Krieger: Weiter den Kampf der mein Führer!
- ["To continue my Führer's fight!"]
- Dr. Krieger: [Realizing what he just said] Schieße!
- [He runs away]
- Sterling Archer: So, shut up and watch my movie, for which I really need a better title.
- Cheryl: Ooooh! How about "Citizen Dickbag"? Snark victory.