Storage Hunters

This is not a show. This is surveillance footage. At a retirement home for the demented. Where everybody plays a character, the character in their own head. Maybe this is the way things go in the States. And that is fine with me. But watching the trash digging thought the trash? And even if that is your thing, it's less than a couple of minutes after at least 10 of camera zooming around.

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American reality TV at it's finest editing. The show goes out of it's way to show you the very worst of the "characters". Not one person here is likeable and there are staged events to keep things lively. In the very first episode a bomb went off as they opened a storage unit... are you serious? In another they found a naked guy inside the unit with some lame excuse that it was a drunken prank.

People fight constantly and it's dramatized for the cameras.

Thing is, it's addictive. You keep wondering what's in the next unit, and the next, and the next! Don't watch this crap, you will get hooked to a really bad show.

I watched a few episodes of storage hunters and found myself hating everyone that appears on the show! There has to be someone you like and follow on any show but the main characters, the husband and wife team are just awful backward idiots that are unwatchable! I wouldn't waste my time reviewing this show but I just turned the Chanel and this show was on and I happened to see a few minutes of it until it angered me so much that I had to write this! The people are rude stupid and aggressive and I can't stand the show! I understand that these shows are not legitimate so I really hope that these people are not as stupid as they appear here in real life! This show is utterly unwatchable !

It's literally just a bunch of fat typical Americans fighting and dropping large amounts of money on each unit. The characters are absolutely horrible. The main couple is just a fat, irritating, typical American while her husband is just a jack a$$ with an anger problem. The auctioneer is so over-hyped about everything. He also just constantly trills his tongue during each auction and it gets unbearable about half way through an episode.The black guy is so desperate to be memorable that he uses his catchphrase (or rather catch word, "MONEY!", whenever something good happens. The worst part is that he says this probably 20-30 times per episode and sometimes more as he says this to bid a lot. Then there's that greasy bastard with the pork chops and cheap sunglasses. It's so obvious that he's trying to be the Dave Hester of this show it's sickening. All he does is crank the price up on each unit then get in a fight with the main guy. There's one more guy but he's just another fat cock with no skill in anything. All he does is make horrible jokes alluding to his drinking problem, unattractive ex-girlfriends and his weight but rarely buys anything. All in all it's just another shitty storage auction show but the one thing that makes it unique from ANY other show in history is how horrible the characters are and the show is at least 50% fighting.

It was entertaining for a short while. I know all these shows are about the drama but this was just plain silly. Pretty much everyone acts like a child; when they aren't assaulting each other.

One guy knows so little about things that the auctioneer has to go through his stuff with him to tell him what it is and what it is worth. Another actually ducks behind people and shouts out bids and then goes "that wasn't me, that was them".

Whenever anyone gets outbid they act like the person that won wronged them somehow. I'm surprised any of these people are married with as mean as they are to each other.