Jess Harnell credited as playing...
Tharpod Elder • The Plumber
- [the gang has found the transport to Uzo City abandoned and in disrepair]
- Ratchet: [chagrined] Ah, No, no, No... Come On!
- [Captain Qwark dramatically falls into a faint. Dr. Nefarious, alarmed by Quark's faint, catches him from falling. Nefarious watches in concern as Qwark, cradled in his arms, launches into a death-scene monologue]
- Captain Qwark: [dramamtically] This is it! The End of President Captain Quark! I can feel Death's icy grip!
- [Clank looks sympathetic, Ratchet rolls his eyes and shakes his head, exasperated. Qwark looks at Dr. Nefarious apologetically]
- Captain Qwark: Nefarious. I'm sorry I pushed you around in high school. You were smart, and I was such a...
- Dr. Nefarious: [suddenly suspicious] Moron?
- Captain Qwark: I was gonna say "Adonis", but if you want to be a jerk about it...
- Dr. Nefarious: [genuinely apologetic] I'm sorry too...
- [pause]
- Dr. Nefarious: [gradually vitriolic] You should know that while I was wishing the blarg would tear you apart *limb from limb* so that I could riverdance around you're smoldering, squishy carcass...
- [pause; now more gentle]
- Dr. Nefarious: ... I still considered you a friend.
- [Nefarious picks up a red wrench nearby and gives it to Qwark. Qwark's face lights up]
- Captain Qwark: [affected gasp] An Intergalactic Tool of Justice Award!
- [hugs the "award"]
- The Plumber: [the wrench's real owner - the Plumber arrives, catching Nefarious and Qwark off-guard] If you fellas are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.
- [Dr. Nefarious immediately drops Qwark who lands heavily on the ground]