Steven Yeun: Glenn Rhee

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Glenn Rhee

[Glenn and Rick find Daryl returning back to the farm covered in blood]
Glenn: Is that Daryl?
Daryl Dixon: [Rick aims his gun to Daryl] That's the third time you've pointed that thing at my head. You gonna pull the trigger or what?
[Rick lowers his gun when Daryl is still shot from Andrea in the distance]

[Dale finds Glenn in his RV returning a book]
Glenn: Sorry. Just returning your book.
Dale Horvath: Oh no, I'm sorry. If I had known the world was ending, I'd have brought better books.

[Glenn tells Maggie that they still have condoms left]
Glenn: You know, we still have eleven condoms.
Maggie Greene: [Maggie smiles] You see eleven condoms, I see eleven minutes of my life I'm never getting back.
Glenn: [Glenn chuckles] It wasn't that bad, was it?
Maggie Greene: Look, I don't even know if I like you.
Glenn: But you're thinking about it. You should.

[Glenn tells Dale that he thinks all the women are getting crazy hormonal]
Glenn: Um, Dale, you think Andrea's on her period?
Glenn: [Dale waves his hand to try and keep Glenn quiet] I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And-And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time.
Dale Horvath: I'm gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself.

[Glenn sees Rick help Daryl up to Hershel's farmhouse]
Glenn: What the hell happened? He's wearing ears.
Rick Grimes: [Rick removes the ears from Daryl's neck] Let's keep that to ourselves.

[Glenn admits to Dale about having sex with Maggie]
Dale Horvath: How do you know that Maggie wanted to have sex with you?
Dale Horvath: [Glenn blushes without answering] Oh, son, you didn't. Did it ever occur to you how her father might feel about this?
Glenn: She's 22.
Dale Horvath: And he is our host.
Glenn: He doesn't know.
Dale Horvath: Well, see that it stays that way. Jesus, Glenn, what were you thinking?
Glenn: I was thinking that I might be dead tomorrow.

[Rick's group eats dinner silently with Hershel's family when Glenn asks if anybody knows how to play the guitar]
Glenn: Does anybody know how to play guitar? Dale found a cool one. Somebody's got to know how to play.
Patricia: Otis did.
Hershel Greene: Yes, and he was very good too.
[the group continues to remain silent]