Emma Cooke credited as playing...
Reenie Turpin
- [Ernie Rayner has just made a Tannoy announcement at the cinema and doesn't realise that the microphone is still live]
- Ernie Rayner: Off you go Miss Turpin. Oh, and is that button fastened securely?
- [Ernie touches a button on Reenie's uniform near her breast]
- Reenie Turpin: [shouts] Get your hands off me, Ernie Rayner, you dirty old man!
- [shot of cinema audience listening to every word]
- Ernie Rayner: What's come over you, dear?
- Reenie Turpin: I'll tell you what's come over me. Your *hands* are what's come over me. You're like a sodding octopus!
- Raymond: Mr Rayner was just trying to adjust your uniform.
- Reenie Turpin: If he does it again, I'll simply adjust his knackers.
- Ernie Rayner: Raymond, she is obviously in the throes of the menstrual cycle.
- Reenie Turpin: I'll wrap a *motorcycle* round your head if you don't shut up! Get out of the way and let me sell this chemical crap to the punters.
- [everyone in the audience smirks as Reenie walks into the auditorium with a tray of ice cream]