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Losers' Club (2011)

Nejat Isler: Kaan

Losers' Club

Nejat Isler credited as playing...

Kaan

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Quotes38

  • Kaan: We aII work. We'II aII sIeep.That's what I don't get. As we'II aII sIeep, why sIeep apart? Why not sIeep together tonight? So wiII you sIeep with me tonight?
  • Kaan: May God keep you standard.
  • Murat: Ceyda.. She's Ieft me.
  • Kaan: You mean you were together?
  • Murat: We were madIy in Iove. You didn't notice?
  • Kaan: I guess with aII the rockin' n roIIin' I didn't reaIize I was so in Iove. But it wouIdn't have worked anyway.
  • Mete: Forget it, boss. You know what's the probIem with women? They faII in Iove with the quaIities that make you who you are and then try to take them away from you.
  • Kaan: Its time to break fast in SeattIe.
  • Radio Audience: What do you thInk thIs show Is?
  • Kaan: Man, we don't think on principIe.
  • Mete: When was your first opening?
  • Radio Audience: What opening?
  • Kaan: Grand opening. We're taIking the first pump. La pompa. II pompino. Le pompier.
  • Kaan: Sweetheart, I Iick you.
  • Kaan: I went to Friday prayer the other day.
  • Mete: When?
  • Kaan: Tuesday. I aIways goes Tuesdays. It's quieter.
  • Kaan: How you doing, Murat?
  • Murat: Standard.
  • Kaan: You Iike aubergine?
  • Radio Audience: Love It.
  • Mete: You masturbate?
  • Radio Audience: No.
  • Mete: Never?
  • Radio Audience: No. What does It have to do wIth aubergine?
  • Kaan: I pubIish books that never seII and do a radio show no one Iistens to.
  • Mete: That's great.
  • Kaan: Kent Iisteners out there. This is the Losers CIub. As aIways, we dedicate tonight's show to the Montana gang to the streets of Kadiköy where we've Iearned, and are stiII Iearning about Iife and women and to aII the bad kids in town. We'd stay with you aII night, but as you'II appreciate, Iisteners, we, too, have a sex Iife.
  • Mete: God, I'm IoneIy!
  • Kaan: Are you kidding? The other day I thought I was dying of IoneIiness.
  • Kaan: LoneIiness makes you a drag, Brit.
  • Selin: Fuck your radio talk!
  • Senol: What the fuck's going on with you?
  • Mete's Darling: I think it's great. I mean, standard.
  • Mete's Darling: What was your name?
  • Mete's Darling: AsshoIe!
  • Kaan: That's kind of an AngIoSaxon name. You from Nottingham?
  • Devrim: Watch out, Kadiköy's a sIippery pIace. Don't fall!
  • Kaan: And burning. As much as IoneIiness.
  • Selin: No, I mean, why is one woman not enough?
  • Kaan: Being enough or not isn't the issue. Some guys spend 60 years with a woman. Some can't. That's aII.
  • Selin: But you guys aIways have stocks on hand. We're not taIking four or five. Why does it have to be so many?
  • Kaan: WeII, Header, it happens. That's why. Nothing deep. Don't make a deaI of it.
  • Kaan: Don't spiII it on the carpet.
  • Kaan: Your best position in the kitchen?
  • Radio Audience: AII of them.
  • Mete: AIright, ever cooked eggs during sex?
  • Radio Audience: Yes.
  • Mete: I'm getting turned on.
  • Kaan: I wish you great orgasms in your Iife.

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