Yigit Özsener credited as playing...
- Mete: C'mon, Iet's grab some meatbaIIs. Let's go pumping.
- Mete: FaIIing In Iove is instantaneous. It's an instant where suddenIy everything appears brighter where suddenIy even the paIest coIours begIn to gIow where suddenIy aII food bursts wIth fIavour. You don't decide to faII in Iove.You just reaIize it's happened.
- Kaan: I guess with aII the rockin' n roIIin' I didn't reaIize I was so in Iove. But it wouIdn't have worked anyway.
- Mete: Forget it, boss. You know what's the probIem with women? They faII in Iove with the quaIities that make you who you are and then try to take them away from you.
- Mete: My boxers are worn out.
- Radio Audience: I'II buy you some. Or give you mine.
- Mete: HeIIo. Have we had sex before?
- Mete: We're wasting our time here. C'mon, Iet's go to OIympos.
- Mete: When was your first opening?
- Radio Audience: What opening?
- Kaan: Grand opening. We're taIking the first pump. La pompa. II pompino. Le pompier.
- Kaan: I went to Friday prayer the other day.
- Mete: When?
- Kaan: Tuesday. I aIways goes Tuesdays. It's quieter.
- Mete: The souI is the weariest part of the body. Because we don't know when we wiII die we get to think of Iife as an inexhaustibIe weII.
- Kaan: You Iike aubergine?
- Radio Audience: Love It.
- Mete: You masturbate?
- Radio Audience: No.
- Mete: Never?
- Radio Audience: No. What does It have to do wIth aubergine?
- Kaan: I pubIish books that never seII and do a radio show no one Iistens to.
- Mete: That's great.
- Mete: God, I'm IoneIy!
- Kaan: Are you kidding? The other day I thought I was dying of IoneIiness.
- Mete: But we don't pIan what to say or where the show's going. It's kind of Iike improvisation.
- Mete: TaIking of being Iate, I came earIy the other day.
- Radio Audience: Why does everything you taIk about invoIve sex?
- Mete: We don't know anything that doesn't revoIve around sex.
- Mete: As I see it, Iife is about being in the wrong pIace at the wrong time.
- Kaan: Your best position in the kitchen?
- Radio Audience: AII of them.
- Mete: AIright, ever cooked eggs during sex?
- Radio Audience: Yes.
- Mete: I'm getting turned on.
- Kaan: I wish you great orgasms in your Iife.
- Mete: I'II start on the raki in three hours.
- Kaan: It'II take that Iong?
- Kaan: Who is this damn EroI Egemen?
- Mete: ReaIIy, who the heII is EroI Egemen?
- Mete: Aren't memories Iost if they're shared?
- Kaan: Memories hurt when they're shared.
