Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- David Brent: Oh, sorry, mate.
- Michael Scott: [English accent] Oh, sorry, mate. Excuse me. Mate.
- David Brent: [laughing] What you doing?
- Michael Scott: English?
- David Brent: You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that.
- Michael Scott: Oh no no, I'm not picking on you at all. You're English, correct?
- David Brent: Yeah, big time, yeah.
- Michael Scott: I'm working on an English character. Would you mind gi... It's called Reginald Pooftah.
- David Brent: Ooh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?
- Michael Scott: Michael Scott.
- David Brent: Oh, there you go. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. He's called Ho Li -bleep -. That's what it sounds like.
- [Michael laughs]
- David Brent: Herrow! Herrow!
- Michael Scott: I do Ping. Herrow. I Ping!
- David Brent: You can't do that these days. You can't.
- Michael Scott: No, no, no. And people don't understand that is has nothing to do with making fun of a different nationality.
- David Brent: No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said.
- [laughs. Michael hugs David]
- David Brent: Ohh.
- Michael Scott: That's good. Pleasure to meet you.
- David Brent: Where are you working?
- Michael Scott: Dunder Mifflin.
- David Brent: Any jobs now?
- Michael Scott: No, not right now.
- David Brent: Just let me know.
- Michael Scott: All right. See you around.
- David Brent: Alright.
- Michael Scott: Bye-bye. What a nice guy.