Tim Allen credited as playing...
Self - Presenter
- Tom Hanks: You know, like many of you, we recall back when Ricky Gervais was a slightly chubby but very kind comedian.
- Tim Allen: Yeah, neither of which is he now. Two women in a lesbian relation ship.
- Tom Hanks: [pointing] Right there. A man who pretends someone who he's not.
- [pointing]
- Tom Hanks: Right there.
- Tim Allen: A young woman who escaped from a boring fiancé by doing shrooms.
- Tom Hanks: [pointing] Right there. A young woman desperate to get into show business. Pretty much the room.
- Tim Allen: A middle aged man dealing with vengeful people from his past.
- Tom Hanks: So, these are not just the people I can see here tonight, but these are characters in the five nominees for best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical.
- Tim Allen: [to Tom] You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.