Marin Hinkle credited as playing...
Judith Melnick
- Alan Harper: How's it going?
- Dr. Herb Melnick: Oh, you know. Living the dream.
- Judith Melnick: [Yelling in the background] Damn it, Herb! How many times have I told you not to use the guest towels?
- Dr. Herb Melnick: [Yelling back] Hey! If I'm gonna sleep in the guest room, I get to use the guest towels!
- Alan Harper: Yeah, I remember that dream.
- Judith Melnick: How dare you!
- Alan Harper: Nice to see you too.
- Judith Melnick: You go behind my back and talk my husband into giving you some kind of business loan?
- Alan Harper: Herb told you?
- Judith Melnick: Of course! We love each other!
- Dr. Herb Melnick: And we love each other so much, she went through my checkbook!