Conchata Ferrell credited as playing...
Berta
- Berta: Just brought your clean towels.
- Alan Harper: What about my washcloths?
- Berta: I threw those away.
- Alan Harper: Why?
- Berta: Do you really have to ask?
- Berta: I need my money back.
- Alan Harper: Why?
- Berta: Just found out two of my teenage granddaughters are pregnant.
- Alan Harper: At the same time?
- Berta: By the same guy!
- Alan Harper: Here is your $10,000. Hope it works out with your granddaughters.
- Berta: They're 15 years old and pregnant. What should I look forward to? The next season of Teen Mom?