Tommy Blaze credited as playing...
- Rich: You ever wish you were someone else so that you could be free to live the life you were supposed to?
- Tony: Who doesn't?
- Tony: You do realize that you look like... a beautiful... woman?
- Tony: Did you have a recent encounter with a genie or a leprechaun?
- Rich: It's a Wonderful Life?
- Tony: 1946. Frank Capra's iconic masterpiece. The answer to your dilemma rests in here.
- Rich: You're saying I'm supposed to watch this movie?
- Tony: I'm saying you're supposed to LIVE this movie.
- Tony: [to Rich] I liked you better when you were a hot babe.
- Tony: Every hero has to die before he can be born again.