Maulik Pancholy credited as playing...
Baljeet • Watermelon Lady
- Doofenshmirtz: I... I don't have a spaceship per se, but I... but I do have... my Galactic-Travel-inator! You get inside it, it flies you up to, and I guess more to the point, through space.
- Isabella: You mean, like, a spaceship.
- Doofenshmirtz: Well, I suppose it's *like* a spaceship, in that it operates like and performs the exact same functions as a spaceship, but it's an inator. There's a difference.
- Baljeet: Is the difference purely semantic?
- Doofenshmirtz: It's branding! Leave me alone!
- Super Super Big Doctor: What in the-How did you beat me here?
- Phineas: We snuck aboard your ship!
- Baljeet: Yeah, lady! Then we fell out of it by accident! But we saved ourselves so we could come here and stop you! Using a little trick we learned from "Space Adventure" episode 436B! Eat canceled TV show!
- Buford: I bet that sounded better in your head.
- Baljeet: It did not.
- Computer: Attention. Brace yourselves. We are accelerating to warp two.
- Baljeet: Oh, my. That is twice the speed of light.
- Isabella: Twice the speed of light? What will that be like?
- Baljeet: I read a theory that when you exceed the speed of light, reality, the very nature of your existence, begins breaking down...
- [the scene begins losing it color, leaving it in clean-up form]
- Baljeet: ...to its primal essence, all the way back...
- [the clean-up animation goes back to rough pencil test form]
- Baljeet: ...to its source!
- Isabella: This is so weird!
- [the scene then reverts to animatic form]
- Dan Povenmire: Buford says something funny here.
- [the scene then reverts to storyboard]
- Phineas: Whoa! Temp dialogue.
- Baljeet: How much more can reality break down?
- Dan Povenmire: And then we suddenly cut...
- [the camera pans to a drawing that turns into a live-action shot of Dan and Swampy pitching this scene]
- Dan Povenmire: ...to us!
- Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh: So you'd actually see Dan and I pitching this part.
- Dan Povenmire: Right, exactly like we are now, saying exactly what we're saying right now.
- Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh: And then we push...
- Dan Povenmire, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh: ...back into the storyboard!
- [the full animation returns and the gang looks confused]
- Ferb: We should never speak of this again.
- Baljeet, Isabella, Phineas, Buford: Agreed.
- Baljeet: There is an ion barrier around the planet! Our transporters were both deflected, which made them connect to each other.
- Doofenshmirtz: Oh, so getting there by portal is astrologically impossible.
- Baljeet: You mean "astronomically".
- Doofenshmirtz: No, I mean astrologically. Here, look at my horoscope.
- Baljeet: [reading] "Virgo: You will be unable to reach a planet via portal due to it being *astronomically* impossible."
- Doofenshmirtz: Okay, so I guess we're *both* right.
- Baljeet: Okay, we are approaching the ion barrier. Activate your ion shield.
- Doofenshmirtz: We don't have an ion shield. We're not fancy-shmancy.
- Baljeet: But...
- [groans]
- Baljeet: we have to pass through an ion barrier to get to the planet.
- Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, so?
- Baljeet: So, if we go through the ion barrier without a shield, it could fry all of the electronics on the ship rendering our navigation useless and stranding us in space!
- Doofenshmirtz: Okay, that was something I did not know.
- Phineas: The important thing is we have to find Candace and Vanessa.
- Isabella: Maybe we should start by looking... there.
- [Zoom in on the fortress. An ominous tone emits mysteriously]
- Phineas: Wait a minute.
- [Ominous tone]
- Phineas: Does anyone else hear a strange, ominous tone when they look at that alien fortress-y thing?
- [Ominous tone. Pan left and the tone stops]
- Phineas: But only when I look directly at it. I can hear it when I look...
- [Ominous tone]
- Phineas: Yes, I have to...
- Baljeet: Yes!
- Isabella: Oh, yeah! Me, too!
- Doofenshmirtz: Oh, yeah! It's like a low tone.
- Baljeet: I wish we could study the science...
- Buford: I don't hear anything. What are you guys talking about? You're freaking me out!
- Phineas: [rolling his eyes, over Buford] I can hear it when I look... just directly at it.
- Isabella: I've never seen anything like that before.
- Phineas: Every time my eyes get near it.
- [Beat]
- Phineas: Alien planets are weird. Okay, let's go.