Jason Harris credited as playing...
Top Cat • Griswald • Lou Strictland • Choo Choo • Brain • Big Gus • Maharaja • Lobster
- Lou Strickland: Dibble's a clown.
- Top Cat: Certainly, he can be foolish.
- Lou Strickland: No, seriously, what I do is I rent him out for all kinds of children's parties.
- Maharajah of Pikachu: Please, Shiek Alleycat! I insist you take this Maharajah Talk 5000. You'll find it more valuable.
- Top Cat: Why? Can it turn into rubies, too?
- Officer Dibble: Thanks a lot fellas! Now I'm never going to be chief.
- Brain: Uh, Officer Dibble, I didn't know you cooked.
- Officer Dibble: Chief, not chef! That is why I've been working overtime. Now I'll never get the job.
- Top Cat: They call me T.C. It's short for "Top Cat".
- Trixie: Oh, that's very clever. I'm Trixie, which is short for...
- Top Cat: [interrupts] The future Mrs. Top Cat?
- Trixie: [chuckles] You're funny, too. Too bad I have to go to work and too bad I don't take anyone from the alley.
- Top Cat: Oh, I wasn't joking. I think you have stolen my heart. I'm usually the one who does the taking around here.
- Trixie: [gasp] Is that why he's so upset?
- Top Cat: [pulls out a bag of bird seed, throws it on Griswald, calls out for birds]
- Top Cat: Now, where were we?
- [gasp; finds out Trixie vanishes]