Chris Salvatore credited as playing...
- Roger: I look like Ricky Martin's asshole.
- Zack: You need a lot more blood for that.
- Zack: If y'all wanna talk about bitches and guns and football, I can feel it, yo.
- Jason: I'm straight, not brain-dead.
- Zack: I got a hunch you're gonna start feeling human real soon.
- Zack: You've ever had to kiss a guy before?
- Benji: How bad could it be?
- Zack: He has his name sewn into his underwear. There's nothing to be jealous about.
- Zack: [infected with poison oak] It's like my whole body is a circumcision wound.
- Zack: Do you like any of the girls here, bro?
- Benji: Bro?
- Zack: I don't know. Isn't that what guys say to each other?
- Benji: In gay pornos, maybe, or the south.
