Daniel Skelton credited as playing...
- Casey: I can't shit in public toilets.
- Lilly: Seems ya got a long summer for YOU.
- Casey: God, I think you just scared a fart out of me.
- Penny: I get that a lot.
- Beau: Wow, Casey, you're like the cutest red-head I've ever seen.
- Casey: Thanks, but, um, I... I'm-I'm blonde.
- Beau: Oh, whatever it is, you're smokin'.
- Penny: I read a scientific study once. To see if a guy's gay, they got him to look at a hot naked man and checked if he had a boner.
- Casey: They did a study on that?
- Penny: Yeah.
- Casey: I'm a terrible person.
- Lilly: Only on the inside.
- Penny: But Benji's not even gay, maybe.
- Casey: He had a frozen turkey leg when we kissed.
- Casey: Okay, look, I'm pretty cool, but I'm NOT gonna stick his dick in your mouth for you.
- Jason: Now, Petruchio, I want you to lean in and kiss Hortensio and get your first kiss ever.
- Casey: Um... for realsies?
- Penny: [having groped a fellow camper] I can't tell if Benji's dick was big because it was hard or big because it was just a big dick.
- Casey: Well, how dense was it?
- Penny: Normal dense?
- Casey: Okay, like grabbing a frozen turkey leg dense or like grabbing a giant marshmallow dense?
- Penny: I don't know - somewhere in between? - but it could have been his iphone or a shoe for all I know.
- Casey: A shoe? When's the last time you touched a dick, anyway?
- Penny: That was my first.
