Angie Harmon credited as playing...
Jane Rizzoli
- Dr. Maura Isles: Oh. How long have you been eating these?
- [picks up Korsak's box of crackers]
- Detective Vince Korsak: Couple weeks. Part of my whole new health regime.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [laughs] It's not a heart attack, Sergeant.
- Detective Barry Frost: What?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [in unison with Frost] What?
- Dr. Maura Isles: It's gas. And given the fiber content, I imagine quite a lot.
- Detective Barry Frost: [laughs] He's been makin' enough to float the Hindenburg.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [Talking about Maura's mom visiting] If your mom is in the guesthouse, where are you staying?
- Angela Rizzoli: With you, of course.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Fine, but just you know I don't serve coq au vin. I serve... cocoa puffs.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [grumbling] I can't believe I let you talk me into wearing this. I don't think this thing's been washed since 1776.
- Dr. Maura Isles: You're just not used to the linsey-woolsey fabric. I told you to wear the silk polonaise.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Oh yeah, the whale bones diggin' into my boobs woulda been much more comfortable.
- Detective Vince Korsak: The wig's kinda scratchy, but we totally blend in.
- Detective Barry Frost: [looking around at all the white faces] Yeah. Totally.
- Dr. Maura Isles: You should change.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Alright, I'll change in the car.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Then I'm driving.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Aw, come on, I hate it when you drive.
- Dr. Maura Isles: I hate it more when you undress and drive.
- Professor Dwayne Cravitz: I was merely attempting to move this artillery piece out of your way! Commanding Officer General Ezekiel Parker of the Sixteenth Brigade.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [shaking his hand] I'm Martha Washington. Let me see your driver's license.
- Constance Isles: I sense that, um, there's something you'd like to say to me.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, there is. I don't like seeing my best friend hurt.
- Constance Isles: You think I hurt her?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Not staying with her? Canceling dinner? Forgetting to put her on the list of your installation. Yeah, I think that hurts her.
- Constance Isles: She's the Chief Medical Examiner. She has her own life. You're both out there working an important case. It's all over the news. I didn't want to be in her way. She must know how proud I am of her. How much I love her.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Not really the signals you're sending.
- [last lines]
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: You want a peanut? They're really good.
- Constance Isles: Thank you.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: [joking] Have someone come by and shell them for you.