Jon Cryer credited as playing...
Alan Harper
- Alan Harper: You gave him a hundred dollars?
- Walden Schmidt: Oh, hey, Alan. Yeah, he washed my car.
- Alan Harper: Wha... what... A hundred bucks to wash a car?
- Walden Schmidt: Not enough?
- Alan Harper: For a hundred dollars, I'd lick your car clean!
- Walden Schmidt: Hey, I'm going on a date with that girl I met at the supermarket. Do I look okay?
- Alan Harper: No, I look okay. You look like the guy women fantasize about when I'm on top of them!