Ashton Kutcher credited as playing...
Walden Schmidt
- Walden Schmidt: Check this out! My socks match my sneakers.
- Alan Harper: But your sneakers don't match each other.
- Walden Schmidt: So what's your deal?
- Jake Harper: Huh?
- Walden Schmidt: What's your deal?
- Jake Harper: I'm seventeen. I don't think I have a deal yet.
- Walden Schmidt: Nah, come on, everybody's got a deal. Your deal is you got no deal.
- Jake Harper: Cool. A man without a deal.
- Walden Schmidt: What are you, like a High School senior or somethin'?
- Jake Harper: No. I should be, but they got this dumb rule that you have to pass every single course. I think five out of seven is plenty, don't you?
- Walden Schmidt: Heck, yeah.
- Walden Schmidt: Hey, I'm getting ready for my date with Bridget. How do I look?
- Alan Harper: Your face should be on gay money.