Ashton Kutcher credited as playing...
Walden Schmidt
- Baker: Well, hello, little girl.
- Berta: Hi, big daddy. You get everything?
- Baker: Hell, yeah. Beer, bucket of drumsticks, and nine magic fingers!
- Berta: Let's go!
- [Berta and Baker start for the bedroom]
- Walden Schmidt: Uh, Berta? What's going on?
- Berta: What's it look like? I'm going to get drunk, eat some chicken, and rock this old man's world!
- Walden Schmidt: [to himself] I've got 10 fingers and a billion dollars, and this guy's getting more action than me!
- Walden Schmidt: He's gonna move out at some point, right?
- Berta: [touching his face] You are SO cute!
- Walden Schmidt: [to Alan] Forget it! I'm not going to a bar!
- Baker: Hey, sling! Where do you keep the plunger?
- Walden Schmidt: I am going to a bar.