Ashton Kutcher credited as playing...
Walden Schmidt
- Alan Harper: I'm guessing it was Berta's recipe.
- Walden Schmidt: It was! But I did the baking, 'cause I am a masterbaker now!
- Walden Schmidt: Man, it is hard when the person you love, doesn't love you back.
- Berta: You don't have to love me.
- Walden Schmidt: What?
- Berta: Oh, you heard me, Mr. Masterbaker.
- Alan Harper: [about Walden drinking] Is this about your ex-wife?
- Walden Schmidt: No.
- Alan Harper: Walden.
- Walden Schmidt: Maybe.
- Alan Harper: Walden.
- Walden Schmidt: Yes.
- Alan Harper: We need to get your mind on something else. Let's watch some TV.
- Walden Schmidt: Bridget and I used to watch TV.
- Alan Harper: That's the spirit.