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Two and a Half Men
S9.E8
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Thank You for the Intercourse

  • Episode aired Nov 7, 2011
  • TV-14
  • 30m
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Jon Cryer and Taylor Cole in Two and a Half Men (2003)
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Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous of Walden's ability to pick up hot single women, Alan takes a break from reality and channels his inner Charlie.Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous of Walden's ability to pick up hot single women, Alan takes a break from reality and channels his inner Charlie.Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous of Walden's ability to pick up hot single women, Alan takes a break from reality and channels his inner Charlie.

  • Director
    • James Widdoes
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Eddie Gorodetsky
  • Stars
    • Ashton Kutcher
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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    6.6/10
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    • Director
      • James Widdoes
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Eddie Gorodetsky
    • Stars
      • Ashton Kutcher
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
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    • Alan Harper
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    Conchata Ferrell
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    5elliottsarge

    Just a bit sad, innit?

    I'm not sure if the studio audience was doped up when they performed this. I suppose being fans of the show they stuck with the show runner's side during Charlie's downfall and found the references to him hilarious. I guess that makes sense. I just didn't find particular enjoyment out of watching Alan emotionally distraught while a whole bunch of people belly laughed from the audience seats. Crazy stuff. Overall, i think they just wanted to keep a "screw Charlie sheen" persona up while literally needing his presence to keep it going. But I suppose that's better than what they could have gone with. They could have pretended his episodes never happened. And I do get why they came off as a bit nasty, not like Charlie was amazing to them... but it's the past so I don't know what I'm complaining about. Here's to 'How to Be a Bookie.'

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    • Trivia
      At the end of the episode, when Alan thinks he's actually Charlie, he exclaims "Winning!" which gets a big laugh from the audience. For a while after Charlie Sheen was fired from the show, that was his very popular catchphrase.
    • Goofs
      The location of the panties that Alan throws on the piano changes as he is talking to Walden.
    • Quotes

      Alan Harper: Man, I couldn't score a women like that even if my semen cured cancer.

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      Manly Men
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      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

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    • Release date
      • November 7, 2011 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA(Studio)
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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      • 30m
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      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 16:9 HD

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