Aldis Hodge credited as playing...
Alec Hardison
- Alec Hardison: He's just a kid, Nate. How bad could it get?
- Nathan Ford: How many grown men said that about you while you were raining digital fire down on their lives?
- Alec Hardison: [laughs, then looks serious] Now I'm nervous.
- Parker: Come on.
- [pulls Hardison to his feet]
- Alec Hardison: I don't - I don't want to get up. I don't - I-I don't - I don't want to get up.
- Parker: No. I know. Remember the other night when you were playing with your pretend friends?
- Alec Hardison: They're real. Look, they're - they're not pretend. They're just not in the same room with me.
- Parker: They're an elf, a dwarf, and a thing with a tail. I'm pretty sure they're pretend. Remember when you took the thingy with the glowing thingy and then you used it to kill the guy who was on the shiny stuff and then also there was all this magic?
- Alec Hardison: I-I think so.
- Parker: That was so cool. I mean, how many people here are cool enough to kill the guy with the thing?
- Alec Hardison: Yeah, you know what? You're right. That was pretty cool.
- Parker: Yeah.
- [kisses him on the cheek]
- Parker: I'm gonna get our...
- [mimes drinks, walks away]
- Sophie Devereaux: [on coms] That actually worked?
- Alec Hardison: [smiling] No. But the fact that she thought it would work - that worked.
- Alec Hardison: I'm getting some weird feedback. It's like a - like a whumpa-whumpa.
- Eliot Spencer: Wait. What do you mean? What kind of whumpa-whumpa?
- Alec Hardison: I mean, how many kinds are there?
- Eliot Spencer: There's seven of them.