Ken Jeong credited as playing...
Mr. Chow
- Mr. Chow: Hey Chubster, I'll call you in a week. We'll get together.
- Alan: No, Leslie. We can't be friends anymore.
- Mr. Chow: What?
- Alan: You're not good for me. It's not healthy.
- Mr. Chow: Alan, you're not thinking straight. Lets just talk tomorrow.
- Alan: Leslie, you're one of the coolest and nicest guys I've ever met. And you're smart. And you're funny. And everybody loves you.
- Mr. Chow: Alan, what is this?
- Alan: It's just that when we get together bad things happen and people get hurt.
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, that's the point. It's funny.
- Alan: Well, I got to make some changes in my life, and this is one of them. I'm sorry.
- Alan: Farewell, Leslie Chow.
- [the Wolf Pack wake up in a honeymoon suite]
- Stu: [sees he has implants] I have boobies now!
- Cassie: [laughs] Oh my God...
- Phil: [laughs] Holy shit!
- Stu: It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?
- Alan: The wedding cake... it was from Leslie...
- [Chow enters, naked and brandishing a sword]
- Mr. Chow: [laughs] We had a sick night, bitches!
- [the monkey jumps back on Stu]
- Mr. Chow: [hang-gliding off of Caeser's Palace] I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! Think about it every night and day! Spread my wings and fly away!