Ryan Reynolds credited as playing...
Michael Bryce
- Michael Bryce: My job is to keep you out of harm's way.
- Darius Kincaid: Shit, motherfucker. I am harm's way.
- Darius Kincaid: Motherfucker, I will bust a cap in your ass, if you don't give up that wheel.
- Michael Bryce: Have you ever said please or thank you...
- Darius Kincaid: Please, motherfucker!
- Michael Bryce: Why are we always yelling?
- Darius Kincaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
- Michael Bryce: That's not really how that expression works.
- Darius Kincaid: That's the beauty of that motherfucker: life.
- Michael Bryce: Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean... life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.
- Michael Bryce: Go with God! This man's killed over 150 people.
- Darius Kincaid: 250, easy.
- Michael Bryce: Yeah, but they love you. Me, they want to perform an exorcism on.
- Darius Kincaid: Question for a higher power. Who is more wicked, he who kills evil motherfuckers or he who protects them?
- Darius Kincaid: That shit was two years ago, man. You gonna be a little bitch about it?
- Michael Bryce: You're on your own!
- Darius Kincaid: Well, good! I'll be safer on my own!
- Michael Bryce: You won't last one hour without me! You'll be dead in a minute!
- Darius Kincaid: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're about as useful as a condom in a convent.
- Michael Bryce: Eat my ass!
- Darius Kincaid: That's what she said!
- Michael Bryce: Suck it!
- Darius Kincaid: Fuck you!
- Michael Bryce: You know he's a murderer, right? You're playing nurse to a murderer.
- Amelia Roussel: A witness.
- Michael Bryce: Really?
- Amelia Roussel: Mm-hmm.
- Michael Bryce: Twenty-seven times. That's how many times this asshole has tried to kill me, 27 - 28! Fucking Prague!
- Michael Bryce: This yours? Is this your cell phone?
- Darius Kincaid: I might have taken that off some dead merc.
- Michael Bryce: You might've... you know, they can track a cell phone. That's why I use a ghost chip in mine so they can't track the phone. I mean, that's how they know where we were! Here I am, I'm plotting courses all over the country, and you're carrying a location beacon in your pocket!
- Darius Kincaid: My bad.
- Michael Bryce: Your bad? You don't even understand how 21st century technology works! I mean, how have you stayed alive this long?
- Darius Kincaid: While all you guys are wasting your time planning and aiming and deducing, I just do my thing, and my thing has always been better than your fucking thing.
- Michael Bryce: I can protect someone from bullets and explosives, but there's nothing I can do against indiscriminate use of mayonnaise for 68 straight years.
- Goran: I ask you one time, polite. Where is Kincaid?
- Michael Bryce: Honestly, I'd tell you if I knew. You have my word. Look at my right hand. See that? That's a Boy Scout salute. We're sworn to never lie. I've taken an oath, so you can trust me.
- [first lines]
- Man on Phone: Good morning, Mr. Bryce. I trust the pickup ran smoothly.
- Michael Bryce: Hand-off was clean. No stops till the exit point.