Beth Behrs credited as playing...
Caroline Channing
- Earl: You might as well be a night maid in the Schwarzenegger house.
- Caroline Channing: What?
- Earl: You've been screwed.
- Max Black: Is this where I am supposed to feel sorry for you?
- Caroline Channing: I mean I don't want you to. But, just so you know, a well adjusted person would.
- Robbie: [Coming up off the floor, shirtless] I'm Robbie
- Caroline Channing: I'm uncomfortable.
- [the wet shirt dripping on her]
- Caroline Channing: You're getting me wet.
- Robbie: That's the point.
- [Robbie smiles]
- Caroline Channing: You're Max's boyfriend.
- Robbie: It's cool.
- Caroline Channing: No it's not - back up Jersey Shore.
- [He moves back a step]
- Caroline Channing: You're pathetic, and that's coming from someone who's homeless and wearing white after Labor Day.