Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Leonard Hofstadter: Got any advice?
- Beverly Hofstadter: Yes. Buck up.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Excuse me! You're a world-renowned expert in parenting and child development and all you've got is "buck up"?
- Beverly Hofstadter: Sorry. Buck up, Sissy Pants.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [sarcastically] Thanks, Mother. I feel better.
- Beverly Hofstadter: If you need any more help, my books are available on Amazon.
- [last lines]
- Sandy: [in a TV commercial] Ready to ride?
- Penny: I don't think so, Mom. Not today.
- Sandy: Oh, sweetie, hemorrhoids acting up again?
- Penny: You don't know the half of it.
- Sandy: Oh, yes, I do. Try a dab of this.
- Penny: [reading the tube] 'Rose scented preparation H for women'?
- Sandy: Now the 'H' is for 'her'!
- Leonard Hofstadter: [watching the commercial] I'm proud of you.
- Penny: Shh! Here comes my joke.
- Sandy: [in the commercial, both are now riding] How are you doing?
- Penny: Sittin' pretty.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What are you grinding about?
- Sheldon Cooper: Penny's brain teaser this morning. She and Koothrappali emerge from your bedroom. She is disheveled and Raj is dressed only in a sheet. The sole clue: "It's not what it looks like".
- Leonard Hofstadter: Just let it go, Sheldon.
- Sheldon Cooper: If I could, I would. But I can't, so I shan't.