Jim Parsons credited as playing...
Sheldon Cooper
- Sheldon Cooper: I've decided my rank will be Captain. If it's good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo, it's good enough for me.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What are you grinding about?
- Sheldon Cooper: Penny's brain teaser this morning. She and Koothrappali emerge from your bedroom. She is disheveled and Raj is dressed only in a sheet. The sole clue: "It's not what it looks like".
- Leonard Hofstadter: Just let it go, Sheldon.
- Sheldon Cooper: If I could, I would. But I can't, so I shan't.