Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Penny: Look, Honey. I was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night. We should have never slept together. It's what ruins friendships.
- Raj Koothrappali: You can't ruin a friendship with sex! That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: What the hell is wrong with you?
- Raj Koothrappali: Well, uh, you were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [yells] I'm nice to everyone!
- Raj Koothrappali: As your friend, you might like to know that, um... we didn't have sex in the conventional sense.
- Penny: Oh, God. Did you pull some weird Indian crap on me?
- Raj Koothrappali: No, no. After we got undressed and jumped in bed, you... you asked if I had protection.
- Penny: Oh, you did, didn't you?
- Raj Koothrappali: Of course. I'm always packing. Anyway, um, I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and... that was all she wrote.
- Penny: So, we didn't actually...
- Raj Koothrappali: I did. It was beautiful.