Bill Hader: Leonard

The Angry Birds Movie

Leonard

[from trailer]
Leonard: [Expands to huge size to crush the pigs] I told you not to mess with me!
Leonard: Call in the Piggy Air Force!

Leonard: Hmm... is that what I think it is?
Stella: That's an egg. That's how are children are born. You guys don't like eggs?
Leonard: [Sotto voce] I wish we did.
[Daydream sequence: Leonard is out in a meadow having a picnic with the egg]
Leonard: Enchanté.
[pours wine and "feeds" the wine to the egg]
Leonard: You look delicious, my dear.
[Leonard skips through the meadow holding the egg while laughing maniacally, then rolls through the grass and points at the sky]
Leonard: That's us.
[2 clouds appear in a heart shape, then the big cloud eats the small cloud. Back to reality: Leonard is holding the egg while laughing maniacally]

Leonard: Greetings from my world! The world of the pigs!
Chuck: What's a pig?
Leonard: I am a pig! Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Ross: Whoops.
Leonard: Whoa! Where we're going? Wrong way!
Ross: Oops. Not working.
Leonard: We've practice this a hundred times. Give it to me. We're gonna come in again!

Leonard: [while dancing] Oh, watch out! Shakin' my bacon!
Red: They don't have feathers? You know, they're just walking around naked, just presenting themselves, I'm looking at all their business here.
Chuck: That part about them I really admire.

Leonard: [Sees Red's painting of himself being struck by thunder] Well, that's a very good painting. Very good.
Red: Oh, yeah. Uh... The assignment was "Paint Your Pain", so I painted your pain. It's actually the first in a series.
Red: [Shows his painting of Leonard and his pigs being caught by a octopus] Here you go.
Leonard: Uh-huh.
Red: [Shows his painting of him kicking Leonard in a barrel into a waterfall] This one is nice.
Leonard: Oh.
Red: [Shows his painting of him roasting Leonard in a pit with a apple in his mouth] I call this one "Catharsis".
Leonard: [He is unimpressed]
Red: [Shows his painting of him slingshots Leonard outta Bird Island] And... Oh, I call this one "Bye-Bye".
Leonard: Huh. Wonderful likeness.
Leonard: [to Judge Peckinpah] I thought you said you stored your nuts for winter.
Leonard: [Stella, Peckinpah, Earl, Photog and Earl laughs] Burn.

[when one of the dynamite was about to blow up and the giant pot was about to fall down on the rock Red is running to get on, with Leonard on his tail]
Leonard: You have annoyed me for the last time!
Red: Yep!
[the giant pot falls on Red, shielding him as Leonard gasps as the supply of Piggy Island explosives blows up]