Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- [after Dean has coached Charlie through flirting with the male security guard]
- Charlie Bradbury: I feel so dirty.
- Dean Winchester: You and me both, sister.
- Charlie Bradbury: Good luck saving the world.
- [Holds up her hand in the Vulcan salute]
- Charlie Bradbury: Peace out, bitches.
- Dean Winchester: [to Sam] She's kinda like the little sister I never wanted.
- Sam Winchester: Let's see where Frank's drive is.
- [GPS shows it's at Dick Roman Enterprises]
- Dean Winchester: Perfect. It's in the middle of the Death Star.
- Dean Winchester: Charlie, talk to us. You okay?
- Charlie Bradbury: No! Why didn't you kill him?
- Sam Winchester: We can't. Yet. But, we will.
- Charlie Bradbury: The really evil ones always need a special sword.
- Sam Winchester: [Reading from an email from Frank that he prearranged to arrive in the event that anyone tried to hack his hard drive] Sam and Dean. If you're reading this, I'm dead.
- [Dean is alarmed by the confirmation that Frank was probably killed by Dick Roman's people]
- Sam Winchester: Or worse. This email was sent because some prince is trying to hack into my hard drive right this second. So, unless it's you, you got trouble.
- [Dean sighs and shares a look with Sam]
- Sam Winchester: Um, okay. My drive is full of compromising info, your new aliases, hangouts, where you stored your car...
- Dean Winchester: [On high alert now and extremely concerned] Baby?
- Dean Winchester: You're gonna flirt your way past.
- Charlie Bradbury: I can't. He's not my type.
- Dean Winchester: You're gonna have to play through that.
- Charlie Bradbury: As in.. he's not a girl.
- Dean Winchester: Oh..oh.. Pretend he has boobs.
- Charlie Bradbury: Worse.
- Dean Winchester: 15 minutes ain't a lot of time.
- Sam Winchester: No. She said if it took longer to hack his desktop, then she deserved to be eaten.
- Dean Winchester: I like her.
- Dean Winchester: All tattoos are sexy.
- Charlie Bradbury: Mine is princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die.
- [Dean slowly looks over to Sam and doesn't say anything]
- Charlie Bradbury: I was drunk. It was Comic-con.
- Dean Winchester: We've all been there.
- Sam Winchester: It's an e-mail. From Frank.
- Dean Winchester: Frank's alive?
- Bobby Singer: That jackass, always stealing my thunder.
- Sam Winchester: Did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts?
- Dean Winchester: Seriously?
- Sam Winchester: Shut up.
- Charlie Bradbury: No of course not.
- Sam Winchester: What did she do?
- Charlie Bradbury: She kicked ass! She practically saves Harry in every book. And then she ends up with the wrong...
- Sam Winchester: Stay on track. She kicked ass, right? So what are you going to do?
- Charlie Bradbury: [Determined] I'm gonna kick it in the ass.
- Security Guard Bill: Burning the midnight oil, huh?
- Charlie Bradbury: Just like you. I mean, you're not at the gym. What do you... work out with all of your free time?
- Security Guard Bill: I try to get to the gym at least 3 days a week. Trying to get back to my fightin' weight.
- Dean Winchester: [In Charlie's Bluetooth] It shows, you look amazing.
- Charlie Bradbury: It shows, you look amazing.
- Dean Winchester: [Sam raises an eyebrow at him] This never happened.
- Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury: Charlie, are you singing?
- Charlie Bradbury: I sing when I'm nervous; don't judge me!
- Dean Winchester: Judgement free zone.
- Dean Winchester: So how does this work, huh? I leave the cap off and you just genie your way out?
- Bobby Singer: I wish it were that easy.