James Patrick Stuart credited as playing...
Dick Roman
- Dick Roman: [to Pete] Bruce Springsteen, Eli Manning, our own Charlie. You know what they are? Irreplaceable. You're more of a Tim Tebow, Joe Biden type. You got no spark in you. In fact, there's nothing in you... except Daryl's dinner.
- Dick Roman: Nothing's safe. I like that. But, that isn't what I'm asking, Charlie. Your spark. It's one in a million. Believe me that when you got it you invent guns and iPads and viruses and, holy crap, you can be crafty. What is that, Charlie? Cuz I can feed every fact in your brain into someone else, they still wouldn't be able to beat you.
- Charlie Bradbury: [extremely nervous] I guess you can't clone me.
- Dick Roman: Don't think that doesn't piss me off.
- Dick Roman: Tell me, how does a high-school dropout become one of the brightest minds at Roman, Inc.?
- Charlie Bradbury: Honestly, historically I've had this problem with authority. No offense.
- Dick Roman: Charlie, I've been running things for, well, feels like since before the dawn of man. Always had a vision. I'm close to realizing that dream. I don't want to brag, but the world is my dinner plate.
- Dick Roman: You have that spark, that thing that makes humans so special. Not everyone has it, you know. Those people, they can be replaced, but people like you... are impossible to copy.
- Charlie Bradbury: [Confused] Copy?
- Dick Roman: Take the compliment.