Felicia Day credited as playing...
Charlie Bradbury
- [after Dean has coached Charlie through flirting with the male security guard]
- Charlie Bradbury: I feel so dirty.
- Dean Winchester: You and me both, sister.
- Charlie Bradbury: Good luck saving the world.
- [Holds up her hand in the Vulcan salute]
- Charlie Bradbury: Peace out, bitches.
- Dean Winchester: [to Sam] She's kinda like the little sister I never wanted.
- Dean Winchester: Charlie, talk to us. You okay?
- Charlie Bradbury: No! Why didn't you kill him?
- Sam Winchester: We can't. Yet. But, we will.
- Charlie Bradbury: The really evil ones always need a special sword.
- Harry: Did you go home last night? I'll get us some coffee. I'll assume you want some crack in yours.
- Charlie Bradbury: Yes, please.
- Dick Roman: Nothing's safe. I like that. But, that isn't what I'm asking, Charlie. Your spark. It's one in a million. Believe me that when you got it you invent guns and iPads and viruses and, holy crap, you can be crafty. What is that, Charlie? Cuz I can feed every fact in your brain into someone else, they still wouldn't be able to beat you.
- Charlie Bradbury: [extremely nervous] I guess you can't clone me.
- Dick Roman: Don't think that doesn't piss me off.
- Dean Winchester: You're gonna flirt your way past.
- Charlie Bradbury: I can't. He's not my type.
- Dean Winchester: You're gonna have to play through that.
- Charlie Bradbury: As in.. he's not a girl.
- Dean Winchester: Oh..oh.. Pretend he has boobs.
- Charlie Bradbury: Worse.
- Dick Roman: Tell me, how does a high-school dropout become one of the brightest minds at Roman, Inc.?
- Charlie Bradbury: Honestly, historically I've had this problem with authority. No offense.
- Harry: You hooked up at a charity benefit?
- Charlie Bradbury: If you can't score at a reproductive rights function, then you simply cannot score.
- Dean Winchester: All tattoos are sexy.
- Charlie Bradbury: Mine is princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die.
- [Dean slowly looks over to Sam and doesn't say anything]
- Charlie Bradbury: I was drunk. It was Comic-con.
- Dean Winchester: We've all been there.
- Charlie Bradbury: Dick Roman gave me an assignment.
- Harry: Is that good?
- Charlie Bradbury: It means the Eye of Sauron is on me.
- Harry: Well, if you need anything I'll be back in the Shire.
- Harry: Why do you insist on breaking the law on company property?
- Charlie Bradbury: Faster Internet connection here.
- Sam Winchester: Did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts?
- Dean Winchester: Seriously?
- Sam Winchester: Shut up.
- Charlie Bradbury: No of course not.
- Sam Winchester: What did she do?
- Charlie Bradbury: She kicked ass! She practically saves Harry in every book. And then she ends up with the wrong...
- Sam Winchester: Stay on track. She kicked ass, right? So what are you going to do?
- Charlie Bradbury: [Determined] I'm gonna kick it in the ass.
- Security Guard Bill: Burning the midnight oil, huh?
- Charlie Bradbury: Just like you. I mean, you're not at the gym. What do you... work out with all of your free time?
- Security Guard Bill: I try to get to the gym at least 3 days a week. Trying to get back to my fightin' weight.
- Dean Winchester: [In Charlie's Bluetooth] It shows, you look amazing.
- Charlie Bradbury: It shows, you look amazing.
- Dean Winchester: [Sam raises an eyebrow at him] This never happened.
- Computer: How about a nice game of chess?
- Charlie Bradbury: Wait a second. Seriously? "Wargames"? Shall we play a game, bitches?
- Dean Winchester, Charlie Bradbury: Charlie, are you singing?
- Charlie Bradbury: I sing when I'm nervous; don't judge me!
- Dean Winchester: Judgement free zone.
- Dick Roman: You have that spark, that thing that makes humans so special. Not everyone has it, you know. Those people, they can be replaced, but people like you... are impossible to copy.
- Charlie Bradbury: [Confused] Copy?
- Dick Roman: Take the compliment.