Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Castiel: Can you not see that? This is the handwriting of Metatron.
- Sam Winchester: Metatron? You saying a Transformer wrote that?
- Dean Winchester: No. That's Megatron.
- Sam Winchester: What?
- Dean Winchester: The Transformer - It's Megatron.
- Sam Winchester: What?
- Sam Winchester: Here. Leviathan cannot be slain but by a bone of a righteous mortal washed in the three bloods of the fallen. Uh... it says we need to start with the blood of a fallen angel.
- Castiel: Well, you know me. I'm always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.
- Dean Winchester: What are you gonna do, Cas?
- Castiel: I don't know. Isn't that amazing?
- Dean Winchester: That's a lot of fuss over a caveman Lego.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, well, whatever Dick wants is bricked up inside that.
- Dean Winchester: All right.
- [Hits stone with hammer. Thunder rumbles outside]
- Dean Winchester: That sound like somebody saying, "no, wait, stop" to you?
- Sam Winchester: Uh... Yeah. Yeah.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah. Oh, well.
- [Continues breaking stone, storm gets more violent]
- Dean Winchester: So, Kevin, you can, uh, read the chicken scratch on the God rock, huh? And you're saying that there's some sort of a "How to punch Dick" recipe in there somewhere?
- Dean Winchester: Great, so now we're kidnappers?
- Meg: Not if we shut up about it. Why? Who'd we kidnap?
- Castiel: [On the phone] I'm in a place called Perth
- Meg: Perth?
- Dean Winchester: Perth? As in Australia?
- Meg: [Listening to Cas] What dogs?
- [to Dean]
- Meg: He says he's surrounded by unhappy dogs.
- Castiel: They're chasing a rabbit around...
- Meg: Oh. Okay. He's at a dog track in Perth.
- Castiel: I'm surrounded by large, unhappy dogs.
- Meg: Yeah, they're unhappy 'cause the rabbit's fake.
- Meg: I've been busy with Cas. He's just a tad different than when he dozed off, 'kay?
- Dean Winchester: What do you mean, different?
- Meg: Hey, Seacrest, guess what - not a nurse. Just playing one on TV.
- Sam Winchester: When we broke this thing open last night, every maternity ward within a hundred-mile radius got slammed. Looks like any woman in the last month of her pregnancy went into labor.
- Dean Winchester: [Holds up tablet] Hmm. This one goes out to all the ladies.
- Castiel: You know, those racing dogs were absolutely miserable. They can only think in ovals.
- Dean Winchester: Cass, don't make me pull this car over!
- Castiel: Garrison code dictates you take the keeper to the desert to learn the Word away from men.
- Dean Winchester: What kind of sense does that make? He has to tell us so that we can use it.
- Castiel: That's God and his shiny red apples.
- Kevin Tran: I can't live in the desert! I'm applying to Princeton!
- Kevin Tran: [At Rufus' cabin] This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?
- Dean Winchester: No this is not a sex torture... Sit down and read, would you?
- Kevin Tran: So, these Leviathans; these monsters are real. And angels with wings?
- Sam Winchester: No. Uh... No wings. No anything.
- Dean Winchester: No junk. Junkless.
- Meg: For me currently, the cause is bringing down the King. And I know I'll need help to do it.
- Dean Winchester: Crowley ain't the problem this year.
- Meg: When are you gonna get it? Crowley's always the problem.