James Patrick Stuart credited as playing...
Dick Roman
- Dick Roman: Here's my offer.
- Crowley: All ears.
- Dick Roman: Full immunity for you and your constituents. I'm talking free-range grazing for all demon kind. I'm willing to cordon off, say, Canada. You and your crew can work your little deals, have your way with the locals.
- Crowley: *All* of Canada?
- Dick Roman: Have it.
- Crowley: Fair. And down here?
- Dick Roman: America's ours. Your sales team stays out - period. That's not up for negotiation. We need America. They're so fat.
- Crowley: And in exchange?
- Dick Roman: [brings out a vial] The blood of one sadly unimpressive demon in New Jersey. All I ask is to give this to Frick and Frack, tell them it's yours, stand back, and let them come to me.
- Crowley: I can't deny I long to see those two digested once and for all. You have a deal. I suppose you want that in writing.
- Dick Roman: I don't kiss on the mouth.
- Crowley: Your loss.
- Dick Roman: Castiel. Good to see you again. Thanks for the ride into paradise.
- [Dean brings out the bone to kill Dick]
- Dick Roman: And good on you! Pulling that together, A-plus.
- Dean Winchester: Oh, you don't think this'll work, do you? You trust that demon?
- Dick Roman: You sure I'm even me, Dean?
- Dean Winchester: No.
- [Dean nods his head toward Castiel]
- Dean Winchester: But *he* is. So, here's the thing when dealing with Crowley - he will *always* find a way to bone you.
- Dick Roman: Did you really think you could trump *me*?
- Dean Winchester: Honestly? No.
- [Cas grabs Dick from behind, Dean stabs the bone in Dick's throat]
- Dean Winchester: Figured we'd have to catch you off guard.
- Crowley: [Writing contract] "Should the party of the first part fail to inform the party of the second part of his intent---"
- Dick Roman: Pause right there. Correct me -- that should be "party of the second part vis-à-vis party of the first part," 'cause we just amended-...
- Dick Roman, Crowley: Clause 314-sub-a.
- Dick Roman: That's right. You should do this professionally.
- Crowley: You know what I like about you?
- Dick Roman: Lack of pretension?
- Crowley: You're smarter than you look.
- Dick Roman: Oh, well, now you're just flirting.