Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Dean Winchester: [watching a Spanish soap opera intently as Bobby walks in the door. Sam is reading in the background. To Bobby] Dude. Ricardo.
- Bobby Singer: What happened?
- Dean Winchester: [grimly] Suicidio.
- [Sam shakes his head in disgust]
- Bobby Singer: Adios, Esai.
- [Dean shakes his head sadly]
- Dean Winchester: [Dean has just fallen out of his hospital bed] Ah!
- [looking at his cast]
- Dean Winchester: Wha-?
- [Bobby walks in]
- Bobby Singer: You okay?
- Dean Winchester: Bobby, you're alive.
- Bobby Singer: Of course, I am. Why are you on the floor?
- Dean Winchester: [a little loopy] They gave me morphine. A lot.
- [Bobby helps him up]
- Dean Winchester: Hey look, a monster broke my leg.
- Dean Winchester: Where's the pie?
- Sam Winchester: You got cake. That's close enough, right?
- [Dean stares at it in horrified disbelief]
- Dean Winchester: That was Bobby. We'll hole up in Spokane tonight. We'll meet him tomorrow.
- [Tosses keys]
- Dean Winchester: Why don't you drive?
- Sam Winchester: You gonna punch me again?
- Dean Winchester: [after punching Sam] New rule, you steal my baby, you get punched! What the hell were you thinking Sam! Running off like that! For all I know Satan could've been callin' your plays.
- Bobby Singer: [after Sam takes off] Maybe he needed a little "me-time."
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, but his me-time ain't just him. I mean, for all we know he's road trippin' with Lucifer somewhere.
- [Shuffles]
- Dean Winchester: Left me here like Jimmy friggin' Stewart.
- Bobby Singer: I assume you called.
- Dean Winchester: Straight to voicemail. He turned his GPS off, too. And he took my car!