Jensen Ackles credited as playing...
Dean Winchester
- Sam Winchester: Looks like this guy had a history with dogs.
- Dean Winchester: Meaning?
- Sam Winchester: Five years ago, he was arrested for running a dog-fighting operation.
- Dean Winchester: Classy. All right. So, what? He causes so much misery that some rottweiller goes 'Cujo' on him from the grave? Wait a sec. Do... dogs even have ghost?
- Sam Winchester: First I've heard of it.
- Dean Winchester: That sounds weird. 'Ghost Dog'?
- Sam Winchester: No weirder than 'Ghost Car,' you know?
- Dean Winchester: You know that does sound right, vengeance on the guy that Michael Vick'd you.
- Dean Winchester: [Giving himself a pep talk while waiting for a waitress with whom he's arranged a rendezvous] It's been awhile. Control yourself. It's nothing but a ground ball. You just gotta... put your mitt down. You are Dean Winchester. This is what you do.
- Sam Winchester: Objection!
- Osiris: Grounds?
- Sam Winchester: Witnesses being called without prior notice.
- Dean Winchester: Good one!
- Sam Winchester: I saw it on The Good Wife
- Dean Winchester: He was right you know, that dick judge - about me.
- Jo Harvelle: No, he wasn't.
- Dean Winchester: You were a kid.
- Jo Harvelle: Not true.
- Dean Winchester: You and Sam. And I just, you know... Hunters are never kids. I never was. I didn't stop to think about it.
- Jo Harvelle: It's not your fault. It wasn't on you.
- Dean Winchester: No, but I didn't want to do it alone. Who does? The right thing would have been to send your ass back home to your mom.
- Jo Harvelle: I'd have liked to see you try.
- Dean Winchester: Believe it or not I'm a cop.
- Mia: I believe it. You look like you've seen some crap.
- Dean Winchester: I gave up AA for Lent.
- Sam Winchester: We're not catholic.
- Dean Winchester: Always with the details.
- Sam Winchester: He has the right to an attorney... Doesn't he? Let me defend him.
- Osiris: Well, that's unusual.
- Sam Winchester: Are you gonna respect his rights or not?
- Osiris: [Thinks] Why not?
- Dean Winchester: Sam? You're not a lawyer.
- Sam Winchester: I was pre-law.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, *pre*.
- Mia: Love life or job?
- [Dean is surprised]
- Mia: Two quick doubles, it's something. I'm Mia, by the way.
- Dean Winchester: Well, Mia, that is a complex question. I'm Dean, by the way.
- Mia: Well, Dean, luckily I'm like a captive shrink with unlimited alcohol.
- Mia: If you had to, why feel guilty? Doesn't make any sense.
- Dean Winchester: Well, you know, we don't have enough room for the worms if we pop that can, sister.
- Sam Winchester: I mean, I've spent a lot of time feeling pretty crappy... like, my whole life.
- Dean Winchester: What, you got a secret stash of happy pills?
- Detective: Matthew Hammond. Seems to have been crushed to death.
- Sam Winchester: By?
- Detective: Well, if we weren't on the tenth floor, I'd say by a car.
- [Leaves]
- Sam Winchester: [Takes out EMF meter] It's going crazy. Some kind of ghost?
- Dean Winchester: With a license?
- [James Bond voice]
- Dean Winchester: License to kill.
- Sam Winchester: Seriously?
- Dean Winchester: I'm gonna check the bar.
- Sam Winchester: To work or drink?
- Dean Winchester: I haven't decided.
- Sam Winchester: I don't know, I guess I just finally feel like... my past is my past, and I can move on with my life. You know, hopefully.
- Dean Winchester: Easier said than done.
- Sam Winchester: Not arguing that.
- Dean Winchester: Well, I don't know whether to be... jealous or weirded out.
- Sam Winchester: When you came and got me, did you know Jess would die? Or any of it?
- Dean Winchester: 'Course not.
- Sam Winchester: Right. How could you? I mean, are you psychic?
- [Looks at Osiris]
- Sam Winchester: That's a question.
- Dean Winchester: No. Definitely not psychic.
- Jo Harvelle: You carry all kinds of crap you don't have to Dean. Kind of gets clearer when you're dead.
- Dean Winchester: Well in that case you should able to see I am 90% crap. I get rid of that, what then?
- Sam Winchester: You said it yourself... it's not on us to judge.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, except that that's complete crap. Everybody judges all day long.