Dennis Waterman credited as playing...
Gerry Standing
- Samantha Gerson: Are there any things you'd like to ask me?
- Gerry Standing: Eh, yeah, what uh, what does 'omip' actually stand for?
- Samantha Gerson: Older men In the workplace. With our ageing population, the set-up you have here will one day become the norm.
- Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: [mutters] God help us.
- [last lines]
- [Brian, Gerry and Jack were taking part in a psychological study at work]
- Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: I've um, just had an email from Samantha Gerson's boss at the research centre.
- Brian Lane: What's she say?
- Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: They've cancelled your involvement in the OMIWP study.
- Brian Lane: Oh no. Why?
- Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: I dunno. It just says "abnormal sample group".
- Brian Lane: But I allowed them unrestricted access to my mind.
- Gerry Standing: Oooh. I'm not sure the scientific community's ready for that, Brian.
- Jack Halford: I'm not sure *any* community is.
- [first lines]
- Jack Halford: I don't want to be studied!
- Gerry Standing: Uh, me neither.
- Brian Lane: We're being turned into lab rats; it's degrading.
- Brian Lane: Here they come.
- Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: Just through here.
- Gerry Standing: Well, might not be so bad after all.
- Det. Supt. Sandra Pullman: Right! This is Brian Lane, Gerry Standing and Jack Halford.
- Samantha Gerson: Great to meet you all. My name's Samantha Gerson; I'm a psychologist.
- Gerry Standing: Well, you just call me Gerry.
- Samantha Gerson: OK, Gerry. Hi.
- Brian Lane: Hello.