Peter Stormare credited as playing...
Corporal
- Skipper: Debbie!
- Kowalski: Dave.
- Skipper: Dave!
- Corporal: He hacked into our system.
- [There's no sound onscreen as Dave speaks]
- Eva: Where's the sound?
- Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not on.
- Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
- Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
- Dave: Hello?
- [the screen goes off]
- Dave: Hello?
- Kowalski: But, now we can hear you.
- Short Fuse: So annoying!
- Kowalski: But we cannot see.
- Short Fuse: Every time!
- Classified: It's like talking to my parents.
- Classified: What is that?
- [they see numerous painful weapons as they are going to be killed on the ride]
- Classified: Oh, great.
- Short Fuse: Oh, no! This it it!
- Corporal: I don't wanna die, I'm squishy!
- [before they are killed by one of the weapons, the ride stops and goes reverse to see Private knocked out the squid controlling the ride]
- Classified: OH NO, WE'RE DEAD! DEAD! DEAAAAAAAAAAD!
- Private: [to the North Wind team] I pushed a button!