Matthew McConaughey credited as playing...
Dallas
- [First lines]
- Dallas: Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on! Come on! Here. Here. Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight. That ain't that hard. Don't worry about it, all right. Rule no. 1, this is the "what can you touch and not touch" rules.
- [puts his hands on his chest]
- Dallas: Can you touch this? Can you touch this?
- [moves his index finger]
- Dallas: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Second touch.
- [turns around and grabs his ass]
- Dallas: Can you touch this? Can you touch this?
- [moves his index finger]
- Dallas: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And finally... last one ladies,
- [holds his crotch]
- Dallas: can you touch this? Can you ever touch this? Well, that's who the law says that you cannot touch. But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight. And I don't see a cop in sight.
- Dallas: [to The Kid] You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!
- Dallas: He's young, good looking...
- [about The Kid]
- Mike Martingano: He can't dance for sure.
- Dallas: He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable.