Kyle Bornheimer credited as playing...
- Joe: You know what this is like? Really just like high school, but instead of French homework, it's my dick.
- Katie: Well, that's not true, because French was actually hard.
- Katie: Once I was so stoned I thought I was in an episode of 90210, and I kept yelling "Dylan!".
- Joe: Awesome! I got so fucked up once on shrooms that I started a fight club with my cats.
- Katie: I once got so wrecked that I woke up naked next to a hamburger, and I was like "did I just have sex with a hamburger?"
- Katie: Oh, do you believe in magic?
- Joe: Yes, I do. That's abso... yes.
- Katie: Do you believe in a magic vagina?
- Joe: A magic vagina?
- Katie: It would bewitch you with its magic.
- Joe: I've been bewitched by vaginas before. It's scary, actually.