Lauren Lopez credited as playing...
Bugette Bugington • Taz • Ensemble
- Taz: Up is the toughest son of a bitch I ever met in my life! He eats eagles for breakfast! He sleep on a bed a fire! And when Up cuts an onion - the *onion* is the one who cry!
- Taz: Do you remember when we met at my quinceañera and you saved me from those killer robots who tried to string me up like a piñata and smash me open so they could eat my guts?
- Up: I destroyed them.
- Taz: That was tough. Or that time that those bullies were picking on me because I so little and I like to read and I got on your back and we chased them into the dumpster and they act like a bunch of chickens? That was tough! Or that time you taught me calculus?
- [pause]
- Taz: Calculus was tough!
- Tootsie: I know how you feel, sometimes I don't feel very much like a man on account of
- [starts yelling]
- Tootsie: I never made love to a woman or nothing!
- Taz, Specs: Shhhh!
- Tootsie: Don't get me wrong, I once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay, but that was kinda strange 'cause
- [getting louder]
- Tootsie: that stack of hay was my cousin!