Brad William Henke credited as playing...
Hap Lasser
- Angelina Lasser: [about Nick] He's a Grimm.
- Hap Lasser: What? No. He's a cop. Monroe, tell her she's wrong.
- Monroe: She's not.
- Hap Lasser: He's a cop and a Grimm? Is that legal?
- Nick Burkhardt: Mr. Lasser, you said you walked outside just before it exploded?
- Hap Lasser: Well, yeah, Detective. If I would have been in there, I wouldn't be out here.
- Nick Burkhardt: Let's try to figure out who might want to harm you.
- Hap Lasser: Detective. Listen, bro. I'm a pretty happy guy. That's the reason the name "Hap" works so well for me. I love everybody, and everybody loves me. Even the guys I owe money to.
- [Nick gives him a look]
- Nick Burkhardt: Follow me.
- Hap Lasser: [Listing everyone he owes money] Uh, Jimmy Damon. I'm into him for about three grand. It's a bar thing.
- Nick Burkhardt: A bar tab?
- Hap Lasser: No, Jimmy Damon was for a bar that I opened. He was one of my backers. It was a really, really great idea. You actually had your own bar right there at your own table.
- [pause]
- Hap Lasser: We lost our shirts. Uh, then there's Sammy Runyon. I owe him, like, a couple grand. Strip mall creperie. You know, those really thin French pancakes? Now, pancakes are the new cupcakes. Or, at least, they should have been. In fact, maybe I could interest you guys in a really unique investment opportunity...
- [Nick and Hank give him a look]
- Hap Lasser: [about Monroe and Nick] Whoa! You guys know each other?
- Monroe: We've met.
- Hap Lasser: Oh, yeah? Where did you meet? Like, at a party or something? Oh, wait.
- [to Monroe]
- Hap Lasser: You didn't get arrested for doing some of the stuff you used to do, did you?
- Monroe: All right. Let's go. Come on. Time to go.