America Ferrera: Astrid Hofferson

Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury

Astrid Hofferson

Astrid Hofferson: Hiccup, i know this must be really hard for you seeing everyone with their dragons. But you really did a wonderful thing. Thank you.
[Kisses Hiccup then hug him tightly]
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Astrid, where did Toothless go?
Astrid Hofferson: I don't know.
[Toothless is sneaking into the Great Hall. Astrid and the other Vikings noticed him but not Hiccup]
Female Viking: Oh, look!
Astrid Hofferson: Wow, man! Wouldn't wanna be you right now. I mean, you brought back everyone's dragon, except yours!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Yeah, you know this is not helping, at all.
[Astrid pushes Hiccup to make him see Toothless behind him]
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: TOOTHLESS! Hey bud!
[hugs Toothless]
Gobber the Belch: Stoick,
[points at Hiccup]
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Bad dragon! Very bad dragon! You scared me to death don't ever stay away that long again and what is in your mouth?
[Toothless puts Hiccup's lost helmet to Hiccup's head with his mouth]
Astrid Hofferson, Ruffnut, Snotlout: EW
[Disgusted]
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Oh, yeah you should've got my helmet. But hey, you found my helmet! That's where you've been? Buddy, thank you. You are amazing.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: [Hugs Toothless]
[Vikings are cheering]
Astrid Hofferson: HAPPY SNOGGLE TOG!

Astrid Hofferson: Yak Nog! Get your Yak Nog! C'mon! Get a frothy delicious cup of cheer.
[Approaches other Viking teens]
Astrid Hofferson: Hey you guys. Try this tasty new beverage i made for the holidays.
Tuffnut: Eh, what's that smell? It's that you?
[Pushes Ruffnut's face]
Astrid Hofferson: It's Yak Nog!
[Pours the Yak Nog into the cup]
Tuffnut: [coughs, disgusted] If i drink that i'm gonna Yak Nog all over the place.
Astrid Hofferson: Maybe you'd rather taste a punch in the face?
[Ruffnut sniffs at the Yak Nog, disgusted]
Snotlout: Astrid, it sounds delightful! I'd love a mug.
[He forces to swallow it because it tastes really bad]
Snotlout: You could really taste the Yak.
Fishlegs: Mmm, yum! What is that?
Astrid Hofferson: Oh, you wanna try some? It's my new traditional drink.
[Snotlout appears in the background, shaking his head, which means "Don't!"]
Fishlegs: Oh, you know, um, i have suddenly in-uh inexplicably change, my mind.
Astrid Hofferson: Well, you don't know what you're missing. I bet Hiccup will love this.
Ruffnut: [to Snolout] Are you crying?

Astrid Hofferson: Hiccup?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Yeah i'm over here Astrid, come in.
Astrid Hofferson: There! Happy Holidays, from me to you.
[offered the Yak Nog to Hiccup]
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Thank you, milady.
Astrid Hofferson: What are you up to?
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Okay, you're gonna think i'm crazy but, i just couldn't stop thinking about what Tuffnut said last night. Toothless can't come and go like the other dragons and that's just not fair. I was up all night, and i think i find a way to fix that.
[Hiccup drinks the Yak Nog that Astrid made. And hold it in his mouth because it doesn't taste good]
Astrid Hofferson: No way! You build him some new tail? So he's gonna be able to fly without you.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Mh-hm!
Astrid Hofferson: Wow, what a great gift! What if he never comes back? What am i saying! Of course he will. Well, i'm gonna spread some holiday cheer. YOU'RE AMAZING!
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: [spewing the Yak Nog out of his mouth, disgusted] Blaaaaagghhhhh!

Fishlegs: I can't believe him!
Astrid Hofferson: You can't believe him? You kidnapped your dragon!
Fishlegs: But that makes it sounds so mean.
Tuffnut: [sifting through the pile of hay] Uh, guys?
Astrid Hofferson: He flew away the second he was unleashed!
Fishlegs: I'm 72% sure he wanted to stay...
Tuffnut: GUYS!
Fishlegs: [looking at what Tuffnut found] Whoa-ho-ho! Meatlug barfed up a pile of rocks!
Ruffnut: You're such an idiot. Those aren't rocks. Your dragon laid eggs.
Astrid Hofferson: Hey! I bet that's why the dragons left! To lay their eggs!
Fishlegs: But boy dragons don't lay eggs.
Ruffnut: Yeah, your boy dragon... is a girl dragon.
Fishlegs: Oh! That explains a few things.