Lea Michele credited as playing...
Rachel Berry
- Rachel Berry: Okay, you know what, Santana? Finn is in great shape, and your meanness only highlights your own insecurities.
- Santana Lopez: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator.
- Santana Lopez: [after seeing Finn whisper to Rachel during their mashup performance] What did you just say to her?
- Finn Hudson: I said I thought you were great.
- Santana Lopez: [Freaking out] No, you're lying.
- Rachel Berry: No. He literally just said that!
- Santana Lopez: [to Finn] You told her too?
- Will Schuester: [stands up] Santana.
- Santana Lopez: [to Finn] Everyone's gonna know now, because of you.
- Finn Hudson: The whole school already knows. And you know what? They don't care.
- Santana Lopez: Not just the school, you idiot. *Everyone!*
- Finn Hudson: What are you talking abo...
- [Santana slaps Finn and there's silence]