Danny DeVito credited as playing...
Frank Reynolds
- Mac: Whoa! What's that? You were supposed to get booze.
- Frank Reynolds: Oh, this is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded with booze.
- Mac: Goddammit, Frank, eating your drinks? That is genius!
- Frank Reynolds: Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting ripshit on ham.
- Mac: Might you say we're getting "hammered"?
- Charlie Kelly: Hooooly shit! Is that the ocean?
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, buddy, that's the ocean.
- Charlie Kelly: What's on the other side of it there?
- Frank Reynolds: Europe.
- Charlie Kelly: Now how long would it take...
- Dennis Reynolds: Do not try and swim to Europe.
- Charlie Kelly: *Don't* swim to Europe...
- Frank Reynolds: Do not.